Get Paid to Eat Ice Cream

This is no infomercial. This is my life. Skinny Cow needed an improving-ice cream sandwich-eating-machine this week and they got one. Why yes, I did get paid to eat almost 40 sandwiches in one day while chillaxing on a chaise lounge wearing, as my gram used to call them, “shee shee at home clothes.” Don’t hate people. It’s called being a professional.